When Ed bought it, the place was reportedly a bit of a doer-upper. He didn’t just move in and start singing; he painted the entire house pink. Yes, pink. And he kept the green window trim. The result? A house that looks like a strawberry cheesecake that fell in love with a pickle jar. It’s aggressively cheerful. Locals reportedly called it “The Painted Lady” before the pickle police stepped in.
Stacey Solomon's stunning Pickle Cottage makeover
He also built a recording studio underground—because why wouldn’t you? It’s the most logical upgrade for a 400-year-old cottage. You can practically hear the lyrics: “I’m in love with the shape of… this pickle barrel.” The studio is soundproofed, naturally, so the neighbors don’t have to endure “Perfect” while trying to enjoy their afternoon tea.