Because it breaks every rule of a “serious” gym. It’s not in a fancy city centre. It’s not exclusive. It’s a retail park gym where you can smell fried chicken from the car park while you do lunges. That contrast is gold.
Also, the music is a wild card. One day it’s 90s pop. The next day it’s heavy metal from a band you’ve never heard of. The DJ is clearly a gremlin with a good heart. You’ll never be bored. Your ears will always be confused.
The Secret Weirdness
Look closely at the floor by the free weights section. There’s a mysterious stain that looks like a smiley face. No one knows its origin. Some say it’s from a dropped protein shaker. Others think it’s a sign from the Gym Gods. I like to wave at it before my squats. It’s our inside joke.
24 Hour Gym in Manchester Cheetham Hill Retail Park from £15.99 | Women
