Here’s the first curveball: Greece is hot. I know, shocking, right? But the Foreign Office is warning that tourists underestimate the sheer power of the Mediterranean sun.
Don’t be that person who spends Day 2 lobster-red in an air-conditioned pharmacy. Slather on the SPF 50 like it’s a competitive sport. Pro tip: Reapply after every swim, even if you feel invincible. Your shoulders will thank you later.
And honestly? Pausing for a shady siesta under a grapevine with a cold frappé? That’s not a problem. That’s the whole vibe.
