Here’s the takeaway, friend: Nobody famous died today. Not a single A-lister, B-lister, or even a D-list reality star with a problematic past. The world is whole. The constellations of fame are still fully lit.
So, instead of mourning a loss, let’s celebrate a win. You made it through another day. You read a whole article about nothing happening. And you’re still here, breathing, laughing (I hope), and ready for tomorrow.
Live your life. Eat a cookie. Watch a movie. Call your mom. Because on the day when does happen—when a legendary icon shuffles off this mortal coil—you’ll have plenty of time to cry then. Today is not that day.
And if you need a famous person to look up to right now, look at yourself in the mirror. You’re famous in your own living room. You’re the star of your own show. And you didn’t die today. That’s a miracle. Go you.
Now get off the internet. Go touch some grass. And if you see a hamster? Give it a tiny salute for me. It’s earned it.
