So, is Enfield a nice place to live? Yes—but only if you enjoy comfortable weirdness. It’s not fancy. It’s not trendy. It’s a place where you can buy a giant bag of carrots at the market, walk through a royal park, and still be home in time to watch Pointless. The schools are decent. The crime rate is average. The biggest hazard is stepping in something that was once a pigeon.
If you’re looking for a vibrant lifestyle, move to Hackney. If you want a place with a vineyard, a stubborn cinema, and alpacas, welcome to Enfield. Just don’t expect the trains to be on time. Nothing is perfect.