So, is this the worst dad joke of all time? Yes. Absolutely. It’s a masterpiece of mediocrity. A symphony of cringe. It’s so bad it circles around to being legendary.
Next time you hear it, don’t just roll your eyes. Embrace the pain. Laugh at how dumb it is. Appreciate the dad for his courage. He knew the cost. He told it anyway. That’s love, people. Love is a pun that makes you want to scream.
Now go read a book. Preferably one that stays on the shelf.
