Let’s talk about the real villain: British architecture. Our homes were designed to keep heat in, not out. Think about it—thick brick walls, single-glazed windows, and carpets that trap warmth like a woolly mammoth’s coat. Perfect for a damp November, disastrous for a July heatwave.
Many homes also lack proper shading—no shutters, few awnings, and often south-facing windows that act like solar panels. Once the heat gets in, it stays. That’s why your bedroom can feel like a sauna at 11 PM, even after the sun has set.
Cultural Check: Visit a friend’s flat in Spain and you’ll see thick shutters, white walls, and tiled floors. Visit a friend in London, and you’ll see a fan that sounds like a dying lawnmower. We’re cultural amateurs when it comes to staying cool.
