Book your tickets the minute they go on sale—usually around March 2026. Set an alarm. Forget your own birthday if you have to. The show sells out in under 24 hours.
Bring cash for the plant stalls. You’ll want a £50 fern you can’t pronounce. And don’t touch the exhibits. I know, I know—they look perfect. But a steward will yell at you. I’ve seen it happen.
Lastly, arrive early. The best photos happen before the crowds turn into a human hedge maze. By 11am, it’s a zoo. But a gorgeous, flower-filled zoo with overpriced Prosecco.
So, in short: Royal Hospital Chelsea, London, May 2026. Same place, same magic, slightly more overpriced ham sandwiches. Ready to plan your trip? I’ll bring the mud boots.
