So when should the tsunami hit Hawaii? Maybe tomorrow, maybe a decade from now, or maybe never. But here’s the secret: You’re living in paradise, surrounded by the most beautiful ocean on Earth. The waves are for surfing, not for running.
Keep an eye on the sirens, be nice to your pets, and always keep a bag of Spam in the pantry. If the big wave comes, you’ll be ready. And if it doesn’t? You’ll have plenty of good stories and a lifetime of sunsets.
Enjoy the beach. The tsunami will text you first. Mahalo for reading—now go buy a shave ice and forget you ever worried.
