Binge the old seasons. You’ve already done that? Watch the UK version. Lord Sugar is a national treasure with a laser focus. Or play the drinking game: take a sip every time someone says “synergy.” You’ll be drunk in 10 minutes.
And hey, practice your firing hand gesture. Point your thumb at the nearest houseplant. “You’re fired… for not photosynthesizing properly.” See? You’re ready.
Final Thought: Don’t Panic
Look, the new Apprentice will start when it starts. The producers are probably arguing over font choices for the title card right now. But I promise you this: when it does, I’ll send you a text. Or post it here. We’ll watch the first episode together, virtually, while I spill coffee on my keyboard.
Until then, keep your chin up. And your remote ready.
