So, to wrap up this coffee chat? Mark Sunday, 15th or 16th November 2026 in your calendar. That’s when the pure, unadulterated, glorious mess will begin.
Until then, keep your eyes peeled for the official ITV announcement. And maybe, just maybe, start practicing your face for when they announce a trial involving a tank of eels. It’s a skill, really. A skill of pure, joyful despair.
I’ll see you in the jungle. On my sofa. With biscuits. It’s going to be glorious.
