Phase 1: Denial. “It’s just a bad haircut.” Phase 2: Anger. “Why my dad’s hair?” Phase 3: Bargaining. “Maybe a comb-over?” Phase 4: Acceptance. “Razor. Now.” It’s universal.
Most men start worrying at 23. That’s prime hair-panic age. You’re young, you’re dating, and your scalp is already waving goodbye. It’s okay. Embrace the shedding.
You can also get a hair transplant. It’s expensive, but it works. Or just rock the bald. It’s cheaper and saves you shampoo money. Do the math.
Why Bother Talking About This?
Because it’s funny. Hair is a weird obsession. We attach identity to it. But it’s just protein strands falling out. You are still you—less folicle, more character.
And the science is wild. Your ears keep growing forever, by the way. So one day you’ll be bald with huge ears. Life’s a comedy.
So, when do men start balding? Now. Maybe yesterday. But don’t mourn it. Learn the stats, laugh at the quirks, and remember: every cue ball was once a mop. Go forth and shine.
