We’re a special breed. We know the pain. We also know the time. Any Lions fan you meet can probably recite the entire schedule from memory. It’s a survival skill.
So message your buddy. The one who wears the Barry Sanders jersey to weddings. He knows. And he’ll probably text you back with a photo of the TV guide. It’s adorable.
And if you’re still stuck? Just assume 1:00 PM ET. Worst case, you’re early. And early means you can practice your victory dance. Or your crying face. Either way, you’ll be ready.
Now go. Find that remote. The Lions are waiting. And they’re probably going to break your heart again—but at least you’ll have the right time.
