Here it is. The real answer: you will never know the exact time until the night of the fight. Not really. Boxing is a beautiful, infuriating beast. The undercard fights might end early, or one might go the distance and destroy the schedule. You will refresh your phone, bite your nails, and yell at the TV. That’s the ritual.
But for a UK-based Fury fight, your safest bet is this: Set the kettle to boil at 10:15 PM. Have your remote ready. Dim the lights. And pray the opponent doesn’t pull out at 10:17 PM with a “minor injury.” That happens more than you think.
Now go. Prep the snacks. Warn your family. Fury is coming, and you don’t want to miss the big, dumb, beautiful moment when he does the shoulder roll and grins like a madman. See you at 10:30. Ish. Maybe.
