You can catch the action on NFL Network or your local affiliate if you’re in the Michigan area. Unless your cable provider hates you—then it’s a pirate stream with a pop-up ad for “reverse mortgages for cats.” But hey, at least you’ll see the Lions under the lights.
Quick tip: set two alarms. One for 7:45 PM to grab snacks, and another for 8:10 PM to remind you to breathe. And please, for the love of Dr. Pepper, charge your phone—you’ll need it to text your friends “AAAAUGH” every time they call a pass interference.
The Snack Equation
You need a three-tier snack defense for a 8:15 kickoff. Tier one: chips and dip (first half). Tier two: pizza rolls (second half). Tier three: emergency ice cream (if Goff throws a pick-six on the first drive). Trust me, science backs this up.
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Also, don’t forget the beer math. If you start at 8:15, you’ll need exactly 4.3 beers to survive until 11:00 PM. That’s per quarter, obviously. I’m not an accountant.
