Here’s the thing about the Niners: they play in the Pacific time zone, but your life might be in Eastern, Central, or Mountain time. So when the game is at 4:25 PM Pacific, you East Coasters are looking at a 7:25 PM start—which sounds fine until the game ends at 11:00 PM and you have work the next day. It’s the adult version of being told you can stay up late, but you know you’ll pay for it.
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I once texted my friend Dave: “What time does the Niners play?” He replied, “You mean in real time or in your time?” That’s when I knew we were in too deep. We have created a universe where time is a suggestion, not a rule.
The “Flex” Nightmare
But wait—there’s the flex scheduling monster. The NFL loves to move games around to maximize TV ratings, which means your 1:00 PM game might suddenly become a 4:25 PM game. Or worse, a Sunday night game. You plan a whole day around it, and then the league pulls the rug out like a dramatic uncle at a wedding. You end up screaming at your phone, “I already committed to this timeline!”
I remember last season, I planned a whole barbecue for a 1:00 PM kickoff. Two days before, the game got flexed to Sunday night. I had to eat ribs at 8 PM while the sun was gone, looking like a confused cave person. My neighbor asked if I was okay. I wasn’t. I just muttered, “Niners play at 8:20,” as if that explained everything.
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