Once upon a time, you had to use a paper newspaper. Seriously. You unfolded the sports section, and there it was: tiny print, big dreams.
Now? You google “Lions game time.” You get twelve different answers. One website says 1:00 PM. Another says “TBD.” Panic sets in.
Then you remember: It doesn’t matter. Because you will watch. You will find the channel. You will hold your breath when the kicker lines up. The clock is just a cruel, wonderful toy.
Fun Fact: The Honolulu Blue Hour
There’s a psychological phenomenon. It’s not official, but I’m calling it the “Honolulu Blue Hour.” It’s the 30 minutes before kickoff. You can’t do anything productive.
You stare at the screen. You check the weather in Detroit. You wonder if Dan Campbell has a new sleeveless hoodie. The answer is probably yes.
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This is a holy time. Do not interrupt it. Do not ask stupid questions. The Lions are about to play football. That is all that matters.