So, the answer to “What is half of 3/4 in fraction form?” is 3/8. Not 3/2, not 6/8, not “a sad amount of pie.” Just 3/8—clean, crisp, and ready to bake.
And remember: if someone ever asks you this at a party, don’t just give the answer. Lean in, lower your voice, and say, “It’s 3/8, but don’t tell the Egyptians.” Then walk away casually, taking a sip of your drink. You’ll be legendary.
Now go make those cookies. You’ve earned them. And if you mess up the recipe? Blame the math—it never fights back.