So, what day does the bunny come? Saturday night, unless you decide otherwise. Set out a carrot (or a celery stick if you’re feeling healthy), a glass of milk, and a note that says, “Please don’t wake the dog.”
Pro tip: Leave a trail of glitter from the front door to the basket. It adds flare and makes the bunny feel like a rockstar. Just don’t blame me if you’re finding sparkles in July. That’s the bunny’s signature.
And remember: the bunny comes when the house is still. So, after the last bedtime story, when you hear a soft thump-thump-thump outside, don’t peek. Just smile, pour yourself a glass of wine, and know that tomorrow morning, you’ll be ankle-deep in plastic grass and half-eaten chocolate bunnies. That’s the magic.
