Good Friday is not a punishment. It’s a challenge to be a better cook. You can have a shrimp cocktail, a cheese plate, a veggie stir-fry, or even a fancy fish taco. The key is: no land mammals. That’s the only rule. Everything else is a delicious adventure.
So go forth. Hit the grocery store. Buy that bag of frozen shrimp and that block of extra-sharp cheddar. Make a pizza. Eat it in your pajamas. You’ve got this. And remember: if anyone gives you grief, just say, “The alligator said it’s fine.” That usually shuts them up.
