Don’t panic. You have options. Ride a bike. Take a rideshare. Or, join the fun. Go watch Brenda’s cat cutout argue with management. Bring Kevin the llama snacks. This is your moment to be part of the story.
You could also start a betting pool. Will the cupholder dispute end first? Or will the ghost bus run forever? Place your bets. (Just don’t use a bus driver as your bookie. They’re a bit distracted.)
The Wildest Possibility
Rumors say the ghost bus might merge with the picket line. Imagine: an empty, automated bus silently circling the strikers, playing sad trombone music. That would be peak 2026 energy. It would also be a perfect metaphor for… something. We’re not sure what. But it’s art.
Strikes don’t have to be boring. This one is a rolling circus with cupholders and cats. So when you hear a bus horn honk in protest? Honk back. You’re part of the chaos now. And honestly? It’s the most fun chaos we’ve had all week.
Stay tuned. The pigeons are organizing a counter-protest. They want better perching spots. And yes, we will cover that too.
