If you’re planning to actually swim, you need a strategy. First, don’t just flop in like a maniac. That’s how you get the “ice cream headache of the groin.” Instead, wade in slowly, making high-pitched noises to alert local wildlife you are a mammal in distress.
Bring a wetsuit if you’re under 30 minutes of swimming. If you’re over 30 minutes, bring a wetsuit, a thermos of hot chocolate, and a therapist. The lake is a beautiful monster, and it will steal your body heat without a trace of guilt.
For boaters and kayakers, today’s temp is fine. You won’t get hypothermia in a ten-minute spill, but you might get a very stern talking-to from your own teeth. Wear a life jacket—it keeps your core slightly warmer while you scream for help.
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Here’s a mind-bender: Torch Lake is actually warmer than Lake Superior right now. Yes, the tiny inland puddle is beating the biggest lake in the world. Superior is currently sitting at a bone-dry 55°F, which is basically the temperature of melted wedding vows.
Pictures Of Torch Lake Water
Also, Torch Lake is so clear you can see the bottom at 50 feet down. That means you can watch your own legs turn blue from the surface. It’s a beautiful, horrifying experience.
And here’s the kicker: The water temperature today is almost exactly the same as the air temperature. The lake and the sky are having a reluctant hug. It’s like when you and your roommate finally agree on something, but you both still look grumpy about it.
