So, the oldest structure in the world isn’t a palace or a tomb. It’s a mysterious, buried temple complex built by beardy hunter-gatherers with a serious need for stone carving. It’s humble, it’s insane, and it’s the oldest.
Next time someone brags about their "historic" 200-year-old cottage, just drop this on them: "That’s cute. My local structure predates the invention of the potato."
And remember: if you ever feel unproductive, just think of the people who moved a 20-ton stone with rope and hope. You can finish that spreadsheet.