Because it’s weirdly refreshing! A Black woman in Hollywood—the land of expensive weaves and pressure to have long, perfect hair—saying, “Nah, I’ll just use a razor.”
It’s a middle finger to hair care commercials. It’s a love letter to foreheads everywhere. Cynthia Erivo makes being bald look like the ultimate luxury upgrade.
Think of the time she saves. No bad hair days. No split ends. Just wake up, wipe down, and go slay. She is the CEO of scalp energy.
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Her head has a specific shine. It’s not matte. It’s like a well-waxed sports car. She probably uses a special moisturizer. I imagine it smells like victory and jojoba oil.
She also uses her baldness as a canvas. For the Met Gala, she had a whole gold leaf crown stuck to it. You cannot do that with hair. Hair gets in the way of art.
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And let’s not forget the earrings. Without hair, her ears become prime real estate. She wears giant hoops that look like they could double as brass knuckles. The bald head makes those earrings scream louder.
