Okay, worst case: you call the 0121 number, it rings forever, and you get a busy tone. Don’t panic. Try the 101 non-emergency line (costs 15 pence per call, by the way). Or—and this is my secret weapon—use the West Midlands Police website’s live chat. It’s not a phone number, but it’s faster. Type “Perry Barr” in the chat box and an officer replies within minutes. I used it when my phone died after the car key fiasco. Saved my soggy, miserable day.
And if all else fails? DM them on Twitter (X). I’m serious. @WMPolice usually responds within an hour for non-urgent stuff. It feels weird, but in 2026, a tweet can be faster than a call. Try it—just don’t tag them with “URGENT” unless it actually is.
So, the number is 0121 872 0101. Write it on a sticky note. Put it in your phone. And when you call, remember my rainy parking lot story. You’re not alone in the chaos. You’ve got the code now. Use it wisely—and maybe grab a coffee before you dial that 101 line.