The dentists here aren’t robots. They’re actual humans with hobbies. One hygienist runs half-marathons. Another collects vintage teacups. The lead dentist has a pet parrot named Mr. Nibbles. Mr. Nibbles allegedly mimics the sound of the drill. It’s terrifying and hilarious.
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They also speak in riddles sometimes. “Open wide,” they say, then immediately tell you about their dog’s weird rash. It’s the most casual cavity-filling experience you’ll ever have. You leave with clean teeth and a recipe for shepherd’s pie.
Quirky Fact #2: The Mystery of the Pink Paste
Everyone asks about the pink polishing paste. It’s grape-flavored. But no one knows why. It’s been grape since the 1980s. The practice buys it in bulk from a secret supplier. If you ask nicely, they’ll let you lick a little off the mirror. Don’t do it. But you can try.
