You will be cold. No, colder than that. Green Bay’s “frozen tundra” is a real thing, not just a nickname for a video game. Layer like you’re hiking Everest, but with a foam wedge on your head. Two pairs of socks are non-negotiable, and if you don’t own thermal underwear, buy it now. Trust me—sitting on cold aluminum in December is a religious experience you don’t want.
Veterans know the secret weapon: a piece of cardboard to stand on. It insulates your feet like magic. Also, hand warmers? Buy a case. You’ll be the hero of section 128.
