The official diversion sends you off at Junction 15, onto the A45, and then back on at Junction 14. It’s like the M1 wanted to give you a scenic tour of a warehouse district. Thrilling stuff.
At one point, you’ll pass a roundabout that has a giant concrete cow sculpture. I’m not making that up. It’s in Milton Keynes. If you’re stuck in traffic, take a photo. #CowLife.
The closure is scheduled until early Monday morning. That means if you’re reading this on a Sunday, you’re living through peak “whyyyy” energy. Hang in there.
Silver Linings (Yes, There Are Some)
First, no one can speed on this section. Zero mph is the new 70 mph. That’s a win for the environment, technically. Your carbon footprint just got a mini holiday.
Second, you might actually see the stars tonight. Sitting in stationary traffic on a clear night? The M1 becomes an accidental planetarium. Spot Jupiter? Win.
And third, think of all the gossip you’ll have for work on Monday. “Oh, you think your weekend was wild? Try sitting still for 90 minutes near a cow.” Boom. Instant office hero.
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