Look, if you want to be in the middle of Cardiff’s nightlife, go stay at a place where the walls vibrate from club music until 4 a.m. But if you want a solid night’s sleep, a breakfast that won’t bankrupt you, and a chance to whisper “Bore da” to a ghost deer, this is your spot. The Premier Inn Cardiff North on Pentwyn Road is like a good Welsh joke: simple, slightly odd, and you’ll remember it for years.
Just don’t forget the free biscuits. That’s how this story ends. You, three biscuits deep, watching a sunset over a roundabout, thinking: “This is fine. This is more than fine.” And you’d be right.