So here’s the gist. A woman was sitting, minding her own business, probably scrolling through cat memes. Then, out of nowhere, a man sat down next to her and decided to display his merchandise.
Not a bag of chips. Not a gift. You get the picture. Police say the victim immediately left the train car—smart move—and contacted transit authorities.
Now, our mystery man is on the lam. Which is a fancy way of saying he vanished into the crowd at the next station. Poof.
The Suspect Vibe Check
Let’s talk about this guy. Police released a description, and it’s not exactly a secret agent profile. They say he’s a man in his 30s or 40s. Helpful, right?
He was wearing a dark hoodie and blue jeans. Oh, and a baseball cap. Inspiring level of detail. So if you see a guy who looks like he’s going to a casual barbecue but also acts like he’s hiding from a zombie… yeah, maybe call it in.
The whole thing happened around 7:30 a.m. That’s prime commuting time. Which means dozens of people probably saw it happen and pretended they didn’t. Classic.
Police want to speak to this man in connection with an indecent
