You know who’s a surprisingly good theologian? A donkey.
In the Bible, Balaam is riding his donkey, and an angel blocks the path. The donkey starts talking. Not braying—talking in plain Hebrew. Balaam doesn’t even freak out until later. Imagine your car suddenly saying, “Hey, maybe don’t go that way.”
That’s God using a literal, four-legged, hay-eating donkey to give a spiritual lecture. If that’s not proof that nothing is impossible, I don’t know what is.