So, next time you find yourself staring at a pothole or a missing bin, take a breath. You now have the key: 01609 780 780. Write it on your hand, stick it on the fridge, or just bookmark this article. And if you get put on hold? Enjoy the hold music. It’s usually some jazzy version of “Greensleeves” that will haunt your dreams for a week. But hey, at least you’re not fixing the pothole yourself.
Good luck out there. And if you see that weird tree branch I mentioned? Send a photo. The council might just appreciate the laugh.
