You grab your pizza. You grab your side. You grab your drink. Then you do the balance dance at the checkout.
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You juggle the items. The cashier scans them. Beep beep beep. The total appears: £10.00.
That moment is pure dopamine. You’ve beaten the system. You’re a lunchtime ninja.
The Aftermath
You eat the pizza cold. Or you microwave it. Or you burn your mouth because you’re impatient.
Either way, you win. The garlic dip? It’s a gift. The side of coleslaw? Surprisingly crunchy.
And the drink? You save it for later. Because you’re an adult who plans things. Kind of.
