The White Witch: Queen of Passive-Aggression
Okay, Jadis, the White Witch. She’s the queen of eternal winter, which sounds cool until you realize your nose is a permanent icicle. She drives a chariot pulled by reindeer and has a wand that turns people into stone. Rude.
Her whole vibe is “I’m always right, and I’ll scream if you disagree.” She tricks Edmund with candy, which is honestly a very low bar for evil. But she’s terrifying because she’s so stubborn. She literally tries to argue with a lion about magic laws. Spoiler: the lion wins.
