You know she’s not starting with anything low-key. I’m betting on “Video Games” as the encore closer, but the opener? Pure chaos. Maybe “A&W”—that long, dramatic build that makes you feel like you’re in a Wes Anderson film directed by David Lynch.
Or she could go full “Born to Die” and have us all sobbing before we’ve even found our seats. Either way, prepare for a voice crack from crying during the first chorus. It’s a ritual, okay?
The Deep Cuts We’re Begging For
I need to talk about “Off to the Races.” It’s a crime she doesn’t play it at every show. The UK crowd would lose their minds—we love a fast-talking, slightly unhinged queen. Add “Yayo” and I’ll personally fund her tea and biscuits for a year.
And what about “Cinnamon Girl”? That song is literally a hug. If she skips it, there will be a riot—a polite one, with sad looks and maybe a strongly worded tweet.
