Let’s be honest. We love gossip. It’s why we watch reality TV. It’s why we click on articles like this. You’re reading this right now. Guilty as charged.
But Kimi’s privacy is actually refreshing. In a world where F1 drivers show everything—their breakfast, their dogs, their relationship drama—Kimi is an old-school enigma.
He lets his driving do the talking. His first lap in a Mercedes was insane. He out-qualified his veteran teammate in his second race. The boy can drive.
Who needs a girlfriend when you’re chasing Lewis Hamilton’s legacy? Exactly.
The Internet’s Favourite Joke
The F1 meme pages have a running gag. “Kimi Antonelli’s girlfriend is a shadow.” Because we’ve never seen her. It’s hilarious.
Another meme says his girlfriend is “the pit lane.” Because he spends all his time there. Low-hanging fruit? Yes. Still funny? Absolutely.
Kimi Antonelli's salary, F1 star's girlfriend, breaking 'golden rule
One viral tweet suggested his girlfriend is actually the dog his sister posts on Instagram. A golden retriever named Stella. The replies went wild. “She’s loyal. She doesn’t talk to reporters. 10/10 girlfriend.”