Look around. You’ll see families, couples arguing over who gets the last wing, and lone wolves like you, just destroying a meal. It’s a beautiful, chaotic cross-section of society.
The lighting is aggressively bright. It’s like a police interrogation room, but with a better smell. You can see everything. Everything. Including the crumbs you dropped. No secrets here.
You might see a delivery driver waiting, scrolling on their phone. They know the struggle. They are kindred spirits in the quest for fried poultry.
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The Aftermath
You finish. You’re full. Maybe a little too full. That’s the point. You sit back, greasy-handed and satisfied. The “food coma” is setting in.
You look at the mess on the tray. A massacre of bones, a crumpled napkin, the empty gravy pot. It’s a monument to your victory.
Now, the walk of shame back to the car. But is it really shame? No. It’s pride. You conquered that KFC. You left no wing behind.
