You pull into the car park, and honestly, you might wonder if your sat-nav has played a trick. But then you step out, and bam—the place stretches out like a green patchwork quilt. It’s a whopping 300 acres, which is like having your own private slice of the countryside, minus the private price tag.
So, what’s the vibe? Think of it as the love child between a National Trust estate and a family funfair, but with way fewer queues and zero snobbery.