Look, we have Morley’s. And Morley’s is a national treasure. Cheap, fast, and open until 3 AM. It’s the unofficial chicken of London. I love it. I really do.
Raising Cane's is officially coming to London - and this time it's not
But Morley’s doesn’t have a box combo with a side of Texas toast. It’s a different vibe. One is a party. The other is a late-night emergency. You feel me?
We also have Popeyes, which finally arrived in London a few years ago. Remember the queue? People camped out for biscuits. Biscuits! For a chicken sandwich. I respect the hustle.
But Popeyes is spicy. Cane’s is not spicy. It’s pure, unadulterated crunch. It’s the chicken equivalent of a warm hug. Or a nap. A nap made of chicken.
So, what are your options if you’re craving Cane’s in London?
First, book a flight to the United States. I’m serious. It’s cheaper than therapy. Just tell your bank it’s a “cultural exchange.” They’ll understand.
Second, you could try making the sauce at home. I’ve tried. Key word: tried. I ended up with something that tasted like mayonnaise and regret. It wasn’t good.
Third, you can scream into the void. Join the online petition. There are dozens of us! Dozens! We want Cane’s in London, and we won’t stop until… well, until we get tired of typing. But still.
Raising Cane’s set to land in London | Bdaily
