- New Year’s Day: Closed. Sleep in.
- Martin Luther King Jr. Day: Closed. Reflect, don’t mail.
- Presidents’ Day: Closed. George Washington doesn’t need your postcard today.
- Memorial Day: Closed. Honor the fallen—later.
- Independence Day: Closed. Celebrate freedom from bills.
- Labor Day: Closed. Your mail carrier is unionized and happy.
- Thanksgiving: Closed. Turkey trumps mail.
- Christmas Day: Closed. Even Santa’s helpers get a break.
Notice a pattern? It’s called a day off for everyone. Embrace it.