Honestly? Who cares! The question is more fun than the answer. It’s a game. It’s a puzzle. It’s a reason to smile.
The real takeaway? Sue Pollard is doing exactly what she wants. Whether that’s knitting alone, dating a magician, or living with 40 cats in a windmill—she’s the boss.
So next time someone whispers, “Is Sue Pollard in a relationship?” smile mysteriously. Say, “Maybe. Maybe not. But you’ll like this answer—not a lot, but you’ll like it.”
And that, my friends, is the only truth we need.
