So, is it Eid in Morocco tomorrow? The answer is coming on the 9 PM news bulletin, and we’ll all be glued to the TV like it’s the World Cup final. Until then, we are a nation holding a collective, delicious, uncertain breath.
Don’t stress. Whether it’s tomorrow or the day after, the joy is still coming. The shebakia won’t spoil. The new dress will still look great. And you’ll still get to eat a lamb tagine with your family. The moon is just making us wait for the punchline.
P.S. Yes, I’m checking my phone while writing this. I blame the lunar calendar.