Let’s talk names, because that’s all we have until the show airs. A love-to-hate reality star from a cancelled dating show is in—you know the one, they cried over a bracelet once. Also, an Olympic swimmer who swore they’d never do “this kind of TV.” Famous last words, champ. And then there’s the wildcard: a children’s TV presenter from the 90s. They’re either going to be everyone’s surrogate mum or crack under the pressure of a spider on their shoulder.
I’ve already picked my favourite: the retired boxer who keeps saying “I’m not here to make friends.” That’s what they all say. By Day 4, they’re crying over a missing hairbrush and sharing a sleeping bag with a YouTuber named “KitKat.” Watch it happen.
The Trials We Deserve
If I could design one Bushtucker Trial for 2026, it would be called “The Compliment Chamber.” You get locked in a room with your biggest hater and they can’t leave until you both say something nice. Cruel and unusual. But knowing the show, we’ll get something more traditional, like “Fish Lungs and Regret.” I’m already prepping my “Ooh, that looks grim” face for the sofa.
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The real challenge will be keeping your mouth shut about spoilers. Last year, someone’s granddad leaked the winner on Facebook Marketplace. True story. Don’t be that granddad. Let us enjoy the slow burn of Ant and Dec’s sarcastic commentary.
