First, you need the right tools. Get a pair of adjustable wrenches, a bucket (you will cry when you see the water), and a Phillips screwdriver. Oh, and grab a friend—preferably one who owes you money, because they can’t say no to hauling a 150-pound brine tank.
Surprising fact: the average water softener weighs as much as a baby hippo. A very angry, mineral-caked hippo. So stretch your back, or accept that tomorrow you’ll walk like a penguin who fell down stairs.
Pro Tip: Know Your Water Inlet Valve
Find the main water shutoff valve and turn it off. Really commit to this—turn it until it won’t budge. If you don’t, your basement will become a swimming pool for your regret. Don’t worry, the neighbor’s cat will enjoy the impromptu splash zone.
Now, drain the remaining water from your pipes by opening the lowest faucet in the house. Usually that’s an outside spigot or a laundry tub. Listen for a pathetic dribble—that’s the sound of your self-confidence leaving.
