Grab an old package, some clear polish, and five minutes. Make one fake nail. See how it feels. If you hate it, you lost nothing. If you love it, congrats—you’re now the coolest person at your kitchen table. And if anyone asks, just say it’s “upcycled couture.” They’ll nod in awe. You’ll nod back. Paper nails: the friendship you didn’t know you needed.
Now go forth, my tacky friend. Your fingertips await their moment.
