So you’ve survived. You’re on the plane, the safety demo is playing, and you’re staring at a lost luggage tag that reads “LGW.” (That’s Gatwick—don’t worry, it’s already a long story.) You’ve earned a stiff drink, a nap, and the smug satisfaction of knowing you conquered Luton. Just don’t forget your hat—for tradition’s sake.
Safe travels, you beautiful chaos warrior. 🛫
