First, you need to call your local water utility company. Do not dial the number for “emergency hydrant repairs” unless you want a fire truck in your driveway. Find the customer service line. Expect to be on hold long enough to write a haiku about elevator music. When a human finally answers, sound polite but firm. Say something like, “Hello, I’d like to request a separate water meter for my unit. I’m ready to start my new life as a responsible water user.” They’ll probably laugh, but it breaks the ice.
The utility will then ask for your property’s address and your landlord’s name. If you own the place, you’re the boss. If you rent, you need your landlord’s permission—which is like asking the family cat if you can move the couch. Pro tip: Offer to split the installation cost. Landlords love the word “free” almost as much as they hate leaky toilets.
