You can actually vacuum your leather sofa every week and only deep-clean it twice a year. That’s less maintenance than your houseplants. Leather is the low-maintenance friend you wish you had—it just doesn’t want to be drowned or stabbed. Treat it with casual respect, and it will age beautifully, like a fine wine or that one celebrity who never seems to age but totally does.
Final joke: If all else fails, flip the cushions over. It’s the furniture version of “fake it till you make it.” Now go forth, clean your throne, and may your coffee spills be few and your stains be faint.
