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Ants are not picky eaters. A single dust mote of cookie crumb is a five-course meal to them. So, clean like a supervillain who hates sticky floors.

Wipe down counters every night. Swiff under the fridge—that’s where old cheerios go to die, and ants love a haunted graveyard. Trust me, they do.

Also, store your sugar, honey, and cereal in sealed containers. Those cardboard boxes are not walls; they’re flimsy invitations. Ants can chew through cardboard faster than you can say “breakfast blend.”

Pro-tip: If you spill wine, clean it fast.

Ants are surprisingly sober creatures, but they will get tipsy on your Merlot. You don’t want a colony of drunk ants philosophizing on your countertop. “Is the crumb real, or is it the crumb of the mind?” No, thanks.