Lorna Dickinson was born in March 1949. That makes her 74 years old as of 2026. Yes, 74. But don’t let that number fool you—she looks like she’s aged in reverse. Seriously, has she got a portrait in the attic?
David himself was born in August 1941. That’s 82 years old for him. Do the math, and you’ll see she’s eight years younger than her husband. Not a huge gap, but enough to make you wonder: does she still have to hear his terrible jokes about “bargains” at breakfast?
And here’s the kicker: they’ve been married for over 40 years. Forty years! That’s longer than some of us have been alive. They tied the knot in 1981, which is so old it feels like the Victorian era, but with better hair products.
But wait—does age even matter here?
Honestly, looking at their photos, you’d think Lorna is David’s much younger, cooler sister. She doesn’t have that orange glow, for one thing. She’s classy, understated, and looks like she could still run a marathon while he’s… well, glowing in the sun.
He once said she keeps him grounded. That’s code for “she tells me when my tan is too much.” Good for her. Somebody has to be the voice of reason when you’re known for looking like a tangerine.
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So, to answer your burning question: Lorna Dickinson is 74. But she’s timeless in the way that only someone married to a man with a perm can be. She’s a saint. A 74-year-old saint with excellent genes.